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Texting for Seniors

Maybe you saw these making the rounds on email… A new guide on texting abbreviations, specially for seniors! ATD – At the Doctor’s BFF – Best Friends Funeral BTW – Bring the Wheelchair BYOT – Bring...

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Dying is Easy Quotes

Over the weekend, the phrase “Dying is easy; comedy is hard (or difficult).” came to mind. There are a number of amusing variations on this quotation. The quote has been attributed to a number of...

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Funeral Jokes

A passenger in a taxi heading across town leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a...

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Revive the Men of Mortuaries Calendar!

Check out this Men of Mortuaries calendar image from 2008. The Good Funeral Guide Blog in the U.K., headed up by Charles Cowling, recently ran a post about the charitable calendar that made appearances...

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Memorial Stone Joke

A joke for today: Sam died and his will provided $50,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last attendees left, Sam’s wife, Rose, turned to her oldest friend Sadie and said, “Well, I’m sure Sam would be...

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Two and a Half Men Funeral

Did you watch the funeral on last night’s debut of the new season of Two and a Half Men? I tuned in just to see what they’d do to officially get rid of Charlie Sheen’s character, Charlie Harper, and of...

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Bodily Functions That Continue After Death

Check out this “fun” listing of ten bodily functions that continue after death, first posted at the website, i09.com. 10 Bodily Functions That Continue After Death Death doesn’t need to stop you from...

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Woody Allen on Living Life Backwards

Here’s some death humor that has been around a while, but it’s worth repeating. WOODY ALLEN ON LIVING LIFE BACKWARDS “In my next life, I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that...

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Fun Mortuary Novelty Gift Sites

Looking for items that put the “fun” in funerals? Check out PushinDaisies.com and BlueLips.com, two websites that specialize in funny and bizarre items related to death. Want a Grim Reaper? They’ve got...

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An Offer You Can’t Refuse

A friend who bought a copy of A Good Goodbye: Funeral Planning for Those Who Don’t Plan to Die gave me this framed artwork this morning. It’s just too good not to share! The text reads: Announcing A...

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